The Uudestisüntünüt Republic of Todlichebujoku is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its public floggings, daily referendums, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.659 billion Tödlichebujokis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotlichtčiku. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tödlichebujoki economy, worth a remarkable 4,480 trillion valijanas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,511 valijanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', home renovation shows are increasingly popular, and former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone. Crime is totally unknown. Todlichebujoku's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Todlichebujoku is ranked 250,701^st in the world and 12^th in Novapax for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.