The Kingdom of The Burger-King is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by The Burger King with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.127 billion Burger-Kingians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drive-Through Window. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.6%.

The thriving Burger-Kingian economy, worth 466 trillion Pickels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Average income is 65,425 Pickels, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 245,502 per year while the poor average 12,182, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

White chocolate is neither chocolate nor food, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, people are turning themselves into worm food, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Burger-King's national animal is the Ham Burglar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Whopper.

The Burger-King is ranked 70,046^th in the world and 6^th in The Bakery Across the Street for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,490.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.