The Republic of Yoiiatin is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yoiiusi The 2nd with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.817 billion Yoiiatinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Administration, with Education, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yoiiatin City. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yoiiatinian economy, worth 439 trillion Yoipents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 91,165 Yoipents, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, the economy is green and the air is black, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and the bourgeoisie are asked nicely to hand over the means of production. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yoiiatin's national animal is the Neon Yoi Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Yoiism.

Yoiiatin is ranked 260,085^th in the world and 14,396^th in Osiris for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.4 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.