The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.924 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,821 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,471 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arms manufacturing has been put at an arm's length, mandatory daycare is provided by the government, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why 天月-あまつき- is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 301,172^nd in the world and 14,060^th in Osiris for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -20 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.