The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.796 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,748 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 317,776 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and the media seems excessively interested in what 天月-あまつき- is wearing this season. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 2,079^th in the world and 95^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 12,015.6 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.