The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.039 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,864 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 320,969 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, 天月-あまつき-'s former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht, and you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Borkmaster is ranked 238,273^rd in the world and 10,818^th in Osiris for Most Conservative, scoring 38.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.