The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.357 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,502 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,399 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Borkmaster is ranked 847^th in the world and 33^rd in Osiris for Highest Food Quality, scoring 349.51 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.