The Armed Republic of Borkmaster is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by 天月-あまつき- with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.346 billion Borkmasterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bork City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Borkmasterian economy, worth a remarkable 3,501 trillion dogecoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 308,587 dogecoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, ancestry test results arrive bundled with patent applications, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Borkmaster's national animal is the doge, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Borkmaster is ranked 1,739^th in the world and 84^th in Osiris for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 22,104.53 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.