The Holy Imperium of Guteinitast is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Eras Umbaros of Umbara with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, state-planned economy, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.413 billion Guteinitastians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Celestial Seat. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Guteinitastian economy, worth 666 trillion Opals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,874 Opals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, half of Guteinitastian history is deemed too unpatriotic to be mentioned in textbooks, and citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guteinitast's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Umaratism.

Guteinitast is ranked 16,697^th in the world and 523^rd in Osiris for Largest Black Market, with 235 trillion Standard Monetary Units.