The Technocracy of Blakcat is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Aleis Ketch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.137 billion Blakcatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha 4. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blakcatian economy, worth 730 trillion kits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 232,816 kits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Using "inspect element" is grounds for espionage charges, children grow up believing the sun to be a myth, quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, and moles make up an incredible part of the upper crust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blakcat's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Blakcat is ranked 7,027^th in the world and 186^th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 200.41 kickbacks per hour.