The Technocracy of Blakcat is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Aleis Ketch with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.565 billion Blakcatians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha 4. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Blakcatian economy, worth 864 trillion kits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 242,380 kits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Blakcatian selfishness, trespassers entering Aleis Ketch's office are immediately vaporized, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blakcat's national animal is the Black Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Blakcat is ranked 6,907^th in the world and 219^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 242,380.79 Standard Monetary Units.