The Jurassic Republic of Oceasia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Ian Malcolm with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 30.041 billion Oceasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla Nublar. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Oceasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,653 trillion Dinollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,906 Dinollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion, Scrabble champions have been left scrambling for scraps, private digital records now come with a convenient "download" button, and Jennifer Government is a bestseller. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oceasia's national animal is the Tyrannosaurus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oceasia is ranked 308,527^th in the world and 16,815^th in Osiris for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 20.2 on the Kitten Softness Rating.