The Dominion of Nuwisha is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lord Ptah with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, otherworldly petting zoo, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.978 billion Nuwishans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Nuwishan economy, worth a remarkable 4,394 trillion Shins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,459 Shins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists can always squeeze in another house-call, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, home renovation projects take decades to complete, and "The Pride of the Nuwishan Skies" boasts an impressive 17 propellers and runs on turnip oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Nuwisha's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nuwisha is ranked 4,917^th in the world and 264^th in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,339.2 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.