The Thing Deadpool wishes of Marvel Jesus is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by DHeusta with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 3.303 billion Marvel Jesusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rapture Rising. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Marvel Jesusian economy, worth 526 trillion volatiles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 159,359 volatiles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, bags of fertiliser come with detailed instructions for not making explosives, coat closets are being re-branded as bedrooms, and children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Marvel Jesus's national animal is the Long-Tailed tit, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nerdcore.

Marvel Jesus is ranked 319,262^nd in the world and 17,355^th in Osiris for Least Corrupt Governments, with 41.12 percentage of bribes refused.