The Commonwealth of BritshEmpire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Viscount Montgomery of Alamein with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 4.185 billion Britsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manchester. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BritshEmpirean economy, worth 490 trillion Mists a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 116,986 Mists, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, the only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, and roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BritshEmpire's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tascam US-2X2.

BritshEmpire is ranked 8,357^th in the world and 302^nd in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 6,875.34 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.