The Principality of Bozoaria is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Chief cook and bottle washer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 20.384 billion Bozoarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Bozoarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,727 trillion Bricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 280,974 Bricks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The number of eyes rolled per maths lesson is increasing exponentially, the nation's spies are always on break time, aides are afraid to ask if Chief cook and bottle washer wants a cup of tea or coffee, and the navy is hoping to hear the enemy shout "you sank my battleship!". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bozoaria's national animal is the Puffer Fish, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sociopaths.

Bozoaria is ranked 4,793^rd in the world and 251^st in Osiris for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 8,428.36 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.