The United Federation of Philosopy is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by President Philpot with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless population of 23.006 billion Philosopians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cirrus. The average income tax rate is 99.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Philosopian economy, worth a remarkable 6,134 trillion Props a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,637 Props, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians live in luxury, the comic book series 'President Philpot and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Philosopy's national animal is the Kestrel, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aviation.

Philosopy is ranked 290^th in the world and 6^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 194.34 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.