The United Kingdom of Bostoniax is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Phoenix Wolfsong with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 16.546 billion Bostoniaxians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolfhaven. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bostoniaxian economy, worth a remarkable 6,541 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 395,331 Gils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Phoenix Wolfsong's stash", members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bostoniax's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Naturism.

Bostoniax is ranked 1,258^th in the world and 39^th in Osiris for Highest Average Incomes, with 395,331.82 Standard Monetary Units.