The Federal Republic of Eka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Collins with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.001 billion Ekans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coleka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekan economy, worth 112 trillion Snillocs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,189 Snillocs, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies, the Coleka Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts, and Christianity has been named as Eka's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eka's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eka is ranked 17,145^th in the world and 765^th in Osiris for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 23,658.78 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.