The Federal Republic of Eka is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Collins with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.497 billion Ekans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coleka. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ekan economy, worth 207 trillion Snillocs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 138,605 Snillocs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 518,026 per year while the poor average 25,974, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.

Soldiers are equipped with multi-million Snilloc battlesuits, pilgrims from across the world come to Eka to worship a glowing tree with a face carved on it, the police turn a blind eye to desecration if it's done in the name of religion or protest, and the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eka's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Eka is ranked 13,781^st in the world and 702^nd in Osiris for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 9,709.12 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.