The Kingdom of Umhaill is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 207 million Umhaillians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Umhaillian economy, worth 5.32 trillion Dúblóins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 25,710 Dúblóins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, nobody knows why the caged Each-mara sings, minor code style errors dull the house edge, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Umhaill's national animal is the Each-mara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Umhaill is ranked 50,627^th in the world and 2,267^th in Osiris for Smartest Citizens, with 43.61 quips per hour.