The Third Empirical-Republic of Nordicy is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prince Conner Terrell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 3.145 billion Nordicidians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koninklikestad. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Nordicidian economy, worth 234 trillion Bloudols a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 74,719 Bloudols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

War is made in the name of love, player-submitted issues are printed just so they can be burned by [violet] (Nordicy has found 2 easter eggs), endangered species are effective hostages against the Nordicidian military, and wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nordicy's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Folklore.

Nordicy is ranked 185,807^th in the world and 9,139^th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 61.61 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.