The Federal Republic of Timol is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ulysses Voss with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and infamous sell-swords. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.506 billion Timolians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Timol City. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Timolian economy, worth 147 trillion Timol Oyas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,706 Timol Oyas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Timol, Timol is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, and jaw strain is an increasingly common ailment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Timol's national animal is the Timolian Hedgehog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Timol is ranked 105,153^rd in the world and 216^th in Christians for Most Developed, scoring 59.95 on the Human Development Index.