The Empire of Pringatopia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 226 million Pringatopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Pringatopian economy, worth 5.38 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 23,820 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, Harry Potter books are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the economy is green and the air is black. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pringatopia's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pringatopia is ranked 234,719^th in the world and 356^th in Starlight for Most Primitive, scoring -104.16 on the Scary Big Number Scale.