The Dictatorship of Nidgeep is a large, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning unicorn population. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 162 million Nidgeepians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 41.5%.

The Nidgeepian economy, worth 8.43 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,046 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, the tenet of free speech is held dear, organ donation is compulsory, and marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nidgeep's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nidgeep is ranked 246,705^th in the world and 411^th in Starlight for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.