The People's Republic of Free Democratic Russian Federation is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 376 million Free Democratic Russian Federationians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Free Democratic Russian Federationian economy, worth 25.0 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,609 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and police spend their Saturday nights breaking up illegal street races. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Free Democratic Russian Federation's national animal is the brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Free Democratic Russian Federation is ranked 30,061^st in the world and 181^st in Refugia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 67.44 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.