The Constitutional Monarchy of Texaska is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King William Campbell with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 2.906 billion Texaskans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Antonio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Texaskan economy, worth 470 trillion Goldcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 161,973 Goldcoins, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", the Texaska Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Texaska's national animal is the Coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Texaska is ranked 287,171^st in the world and 6,166^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.48 kickbacks per hour.