The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.525 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,864 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,707 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polygraphs are relegated to the dungeon exhibit in castle museums, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 291,386^th in the world and 6,364^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.1 kickbacks per hour.