The United Provinces of Aeolist is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Cooper Hooper with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 17.904 billion Aeolistites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Telic. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeolistiti economy, worth a remarkable 3,420 trillion Mernas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,059 Mernas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Officer recruitment and police brutality have reached an all-time high, employers may fire workers without giving any reason, the Telic Pride Parade's head banner explains how unionizing is heteronormative, and foreign workers are flooding in as Mernas flood out. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aeolist's national animal is the Aeolistite Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Aeolist is ranked 7,598^th in the world and 395^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 179.28 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.