The Candle in the WA office of Kainin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Rainin with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.948 billion Kaininians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of World Assembly Offices. The average income tax rate is 86.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kaininian economy, worth 532 trillion Candle Waxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,604 Candle Waxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away", everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kainin's national animal is the Christmas Bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Athyism.

Kainin is ranked 6,335^th in the world and 327^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 191.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.