The Legendary Sultanate of Koda-Land is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Koda with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 27.941 billion Koda-Landians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiamo Ko. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Koda-Landian economy, worth a remarkable 7,576 trillion ozzoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 271,157 ozzoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, commemoration of the Great The North Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, cheese lovers have a case of the bleus, and new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Koda-Land's national animal is the Sasquatch, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Koda-Land is ranked 1,647^th in the world and 79^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 300.57 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.