The Dictatorship of Corfad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dictator Johnny with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, public floggings, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.625 billion Corfadians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corfad City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 2.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Corfadian economy, worth an astonishing 19,851 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 774,686 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,256,187 per year while the poor average 6,968, a ratio of 1,041 to 1.

Parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, for just a few extra Euros Corfadians can get new driving records with their new cars, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, and adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Corfad's national animal is the hell hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity.

Corfad is ranked 290,622^nd in the world and 6,377^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 0.94 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.