Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,602ndMost Influential: 5,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,480th
The People's Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Coconuts are yummy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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Nechavia

Population487 million

CapitalDerna Kova

CurrencyPacific Guilder
AnimalSnowfox

The People's Republic of Nechavia is a huge, genial nation, notable for its vat-grown people, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 487 million Nebovans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Derna Kova. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Nechavian economy, worth 26.5 trillion Pacific Guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,408 Pacific Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nechavia's national animal is the Snowfox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Nechavia is ranked 48,310th in the world and 1,524th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 152.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,602ndTop
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Most Influential: 5,063rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,480thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,005thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,876thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 15,473rdMost Pacifist: 16,574thMost Income Equality: 18,215thMost Inclusive: 19,182ndMost Secular: 20,485thNicest Citizens: 20,836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,842ndHealthiest Citizens: 24,750thMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,759thHighest Food Quality: 25,365thBest Weather: 25,396thSafest: 26,025thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,361stMost Beautiful Environments: 26,971stMost Authoritarian: 28,420th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 354th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 361st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 374th in the regionMost Income Equality: 516th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust.
  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
  • : Nechavia was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, rare steaks seem even bluer now.
  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians.
  • : Following new legislation in Nechavia, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
  • : Nechavia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate and Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Public Transport.

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