The World of Simone Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Simone with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 10.454 billion Simonians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mona. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Simonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,119 trillion Mones a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 394,024 Mones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,654,406 per year while the poor average 60,987, a ratio of 27.1 to 1.

Mandatory neutering has made purebred dogs a thing of the past, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, and no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed. Crime is totally unknown. Simone Republic's national animal is the Salmon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is God.

Simone Republic is ranked 1,770^th in the world and 85^th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 292.52 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.