The Kingdom of Malta Comino Gozo is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Robert Abela with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.309 billion Malta Comino Gozoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valletta. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Malta Comino Gozoan economy, worth a remarkable 4,203 trillion Florins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,716 Florins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Robert Abela's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malta Comino Gozo's national animal is the Sloth Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Malta Comino Gozo is ranked 134,615^th in the world and 2,989^th in The North Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 5.07 kickbacks per hour.