| Population | 5.952 billion |
| Capital | 学京 Xué Jīng |
| Leader | 升天者 The Ascended One |
| Faith | 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment |
| Currency | 数字兩 Digital Tael |
| Animal | 麒麟 Qílín |
The Ultravisionary State of Hai Han is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by 升天者 The Ascended One with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 5.952 billion 汉 Han are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 学京 Xué Jīng. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient 汉 Han economy, worth a remarkable 1,570 trillion 数字兩 Digital Taels a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 263,940 数字兩 Digital Taels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, throwing a sickie is a serious crime, and genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hai Han's national animal is the 麒麟 Qílín, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is 超视启蒙 The Path of Ultravision Enlightment.
Hai Han is ranked 2,902nd in the world and 148th in The North Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 249.35 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Hai Han, genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons.
- : Hai Han was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, throwing a sickie is a serious crime.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, on-duty Air Hai Han flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
- : Hai Han was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Hai Han was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Hai Han, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.
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