The Dominion of Zamslivia is a very large, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning kiwi population. The hard-working, democratic population of 220 million Zamslivians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.6%.

The strong Zamslivian economy, worth 13.6 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 61,817 pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and Leader is too busy listening to praise to get any work done. Crime is relatively low. Zamslivia's national animal is the kiwi.

Zamslivia is ranked 227,905^th in the world and 447^th in Starlight for Most Cultured, scoring 64 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.