The Advanced Solar Union of Servitronia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Highest Solar Representative Reinhard with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.995 billion Servitronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Heliograd. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Servitronian economy, worth 509 trillion SolarChecks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 127,495 SolarChecks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, Servitronian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Servitronia's national animal is the Solar Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Reformist Solarism.

Servitronia is ranked 46,339^th in the world and 102^nd in Fifth Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 78.19 law-abiding acts per hour.