The Constitutional Monarchy of Norolanordia is a large, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 193 million Norolanordians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Norolanordian economy, worth 3.70 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is 19,159 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, and twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Norolanordia's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Norolanordia is ranked 137,727^th in the world and 322^nd in Starlight for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 491.44 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.