The Free Land of Linetnia is a large, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning narwal population. The compassionate, devout population of 103 million Linetnians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 28.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Linetnian economy, worth 4.79 trillion lazacas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,506 lazacas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, Harry Potter books are banned, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and sick Linetnians are hair today and gone tomorrow. Crime is totally unknown. Linetnia's national animal is the narwal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Linetnia is ranked 276,345^th in the world and 464^th in Starlight for Most Developed, scoring 50.11 on the Human Development Index.