The Union of Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Chairwoman Maddison with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.133 billion Soviets are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ciudad Limón. The average income tax rate is 83.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Soviet economy, worth 681 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 110,960 Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, election officials are delivered in 30 minutes or money back, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime is totally unknown. Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Lemon Soviet Socialist Republics is ranked 28,000^th in the world and 259^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Developed, scoring 84.06 on the Human Development Index.