Most Influential: 108thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 388thLargest Gambling Industry: 557th
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Population27.096 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderJoe Strummer
FaithShouldn't have answered that issue

CurrencyShow Me Da Money

The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 27.096 billion Kaputerians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth a remarkable 8,119 trillion Show Me Da Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 299,647 Show Me Da Monies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rural Kaputerians stare in awe at the bright lights of the big cities, recent events have left citizens both shaken and stirred, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, and corporations have to consult a fifty-page "sanctions spreadsheet" to determine which countries they are allowed to do business with. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Pug, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 186,165th in the world and 99th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Beautiful Environments, with 469.91 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

Most Influential: 108thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 388thLargest Gambling Industry: 557thHighest Disposable Incomes: 644thMost Stationary: 760thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 973rdHighest Economic Output: 973rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,000thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,464thFattest Citizens: 1,594thMost Armed: 1,712thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,724thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,849thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,146thRudest Citizens: 2,181stHighest Average Incomes: 2,289thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,675thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,926thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,208thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,243rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,298thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,394thMost Cultured: 3,897thLargest Black Market: 4,056thLargest Populations: 4,140thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,234thLargest Mining Sector: 4,500thHighest Crime Rates: 4,636thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,879thLargest Retail Industry: 5,564thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,160thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,691stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,398thSmartest Citizens: 7,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,495thHighest Food Quality: 12,761stTop
Most Efficient Economies: 15,295thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,420thHighest Drug Use: 22,188thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,834thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,885thMost Politically Free: 25,111thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26,207th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 14th in the regionMost Cultured: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18th in the regionMost Politically Free: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Populations: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24th in the region

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