The Clampdown of Kaputer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joe Strummer with an even hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 36.578 billion Chalmets are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kaputerian economy, worth an astonishing 10,903 trillion Show Me Da Monies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 298,080 Show Me Da Monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,083,782 per year while the poor average 58,330, a ratio of 18.6 to 1.

A degree in Joe Strummer Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", holy matrimony has been wedded to an unwieldy bureaucracy, and exterminator companies deploy nerve gas in turf wars. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kaputer's national animal is the Doggo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shouldn't have answered that issue.

Kaputer is ranked 63,097^th in the world and 32^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Drug Use, scoring 251.77 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.