The Principality of Hamonistan is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Prince John IV with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 16.404 billion Hamonistanis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boldaargarm Cata Tuwan. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamonistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,744 trillion julans a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,353 julans, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being a member of the glee club disqualifies Hamonistanis from space travel, the atmosphere in Hamonistanian boardrooms is turning more gay, the thrash metal version of the national anthem is topping charts, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hamonistan's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cubism.

Hamonistan is ranked 2,360^th in the world and 3^rd in Capitalist Paradise for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 11,415.96 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.