The Imperial Order of Sumadartson is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Daknit Drazzil with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.375 billion Sumadartans enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daktopia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sumadartsonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,446 trillion credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 428,564 credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,986,439 per year while the poor average 55,673, a ratio of 35.7 to 1.

Suburban residents are told not to panic while hitchhikers swarm their neighborhoods, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, and politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sumadartson's national animal is the tarkalian firefly, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sumadartson is ranked 460^th in the world and 6^th in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 12,388.74 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.