Most Scientifically Advanced: 44thMost Cultured: 49thHighest Disposable Incomes: 108th
The Perfidious Theocracy of
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We are always pretty
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Snorlaxia

Population17.495 billion

CapitalBranchland
LeaderBarbara the Barbarian
Faithsonichuism

CurrencyFelony
AnimalDesi

The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.495 billion Snorlaxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, corrupt, liberal government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth a remarkable 8,843 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 505,464 Felonies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, prison visits increase substantially during election years, and internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Snorlaxian weed picker are way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 264th in the world and 6th in Capitalist Paradise for Fattest Citizens, with 89.64 Obesity Rate.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 44thMost Cultured: 49thHighest Disposable Incomes: 108thMost Rebellious Youth: 129thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 131stMost Devout: 164thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 168thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 174thHighest Poor Incomes: 190thLargest Information Technology Sector: 203rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 207thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 216thMost Efficient Economies: 220thRudest Citizens: 240thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 256thFattest Citizens: 264thHighest Average Incomes: 285thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 302ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 341stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 359thLargest Retail Industry: 363rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 385thSmartest Citizens: 421stMost Armed: 524thMost Avoided: 540thHighest Economic Output: 569thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 674thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 797thMost Inclusive: 912thLargest Gambling Industry: 982ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,225thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,325thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,465thMost Influential: 1,539thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2,246thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,325thMost Stationary: 3,022ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,303rdLargest Governments: 4,092ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,018thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,094thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,760thLargest Populations: 8,833rdNudest: 10,055thTop
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Largest Black Market: 12,165thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,384thHighest Drug Use: 18,539thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,328thHighest Crime Rates: 19,393rd
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Snorlaxia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : Snorlaxia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Snorlaxian weed picker are way up.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, all judiciary cases are decided in the court of public opinion.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.

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