Most Cultured: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thHighest Disposable Incomes: 90th
The Perfidious Theocracy of
Capitalizt
We are always pretty
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Snorlaxia

Population19.666 billion

CapitalBranchland
LeaderBarbara the Barbarian
Faithsonichuism

CurrencyFelony
AnimalDesi

The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 19.666 billion Snorlaxians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth an astonishing 10,355 trillion Felonies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 526,587 Felonies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,457,815 per year while the poor average 67,533, a ratio of 36.4 to 1.

The military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, political shows are fit for purpose, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Snorlaxia, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 300th in the world and 6th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 2.46 million Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Cultured: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thHighest Disposable Incomes: 90thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 131stMost Rebellious Youth: 135thRudest Citizens: 137thMost Efficient Economies: 142ndMost Devout: 157thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 157thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 205thLargest Information Technology Sector: 212thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 227thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 228thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 234thFattest Citizens: 241stHighest Average Incomes: 256thMost Cheerful Citizens: 268thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 298thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 300thSmartest Citizens: 309thLargest Retail Industry: 334thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 353rdHighest Food Quality: 408thHighest Economic Output: 472ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 515thMost Armed: 629thMost Inclusive: 934thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 966thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,012thMost Influential: 1,073rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,258thMost Patriotic: 1,491stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,499thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,675thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,157thTop
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Largest Governments: 2,310thLargest Mining Sector: 2,344thMost Stationary: 2,839thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,795thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,059thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,619thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,163rdLargest Populations: 8,433rdTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 11,374thNudest: 12,358thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,732ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,013thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,227th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 21st in the regionNudest: 26th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
  • : Snorlaxia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Testlandia".
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the name of the "Butcher of Bigtopia" adorns shirts across Snorlaxia.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, political shows are fit for purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
  • : Snorlaxia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, Michelin-star chefs are being called on to prepare menus for six-year-olds.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.

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