Population | 25.44 billion |
Capital | Branchland |
Leader | Barbara the Barbarian |
Faith | sonichuism |
Currency | Felony |
Animal | Desi |
The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.44 billion Snorlaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth an astonishing 15,277 trillion Felonies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 600,550 Felonies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,777,734 per year while the poor average 159,349, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.
Students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.
Snorlaxia is ranked 2,294th in the world and 5th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 3,966.70579464 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
- : Snorlaxia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, octogenarian swimsuit models insist that they've still got it.
- : Snorlaxia lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
- : Snorlaxia lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, waste is frequently shipped to other countries.
- : Snorlaxia lodged a message on the Capitalist Paradise Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Kaputer, Edgemaster, Scientia Major, Arbonium, Senexia, Hamonistan, Bel Cairo, Viperreich, Clue Corporation, Courathar, Octal, Am Israel, LadyFasterkittens, Woogus, Federated Countries of Europe, Inoffensivestan, and Belovia.