Population | 25.386 billion |
Capital | Branchland |
Leader | Barbara the Barbarian |
Faith | sonichuism |
Currency | Felony |
Animal | Desi |
The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 25.386 billion Snorlaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth an astonishing 15,240 trillion Felonies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 600,361 Felonies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,751,344 per year while the poor average 162,618, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
Chickens roam the streets freely, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Snorlaxians make research institutes rich, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, and a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.
Snorlaxia is ranked 17th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Cultured, scoring 1,294 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, a little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Snorlaxians make research institutes rich.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, chickens roam the streets freely.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
- : Snorlaxia endorsed The Capitalist free association of Rothbardia-Ancapistan.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
- : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 19 » Kaputer, Edgemaster, Poopsancagizal, Scientia Major, Arbonium, Senexia, Hamonistan, Bel Cairo, Viperreich, Clue Corporation, Courathar, Octal, Am Israel, LadyFasterkittens, Woogus, Federated Countries of Europe, Inoffensivestan, Belovia, and Enquire.