Most Cultured: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rd
The Perfidious Theocracy of
Civil Rights Lovefest
We are always pretty
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Snorlaxia

Population21.619 billion

CapitalBranchland
LeaderBarbara the Barbarian
Faithsonichuism

CurrencyFelony
AnimalDesi

The Perfidious Theocracy of Snorlaxia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Barbara the Barbarian with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.619 billion Snorlaxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Branchland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Snorlaxian economy, worth an astonishing 11,886 trillion Felonies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 549,838 Felonies, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Desi Dung" has been declared a national treasure, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love, and vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments. Crime is totally unknown. Snorlaxia's national animal is the Desi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is sonichuism.

Snorlaxia is ranked 2,647th in the world and 8th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 3,327.7062036 days.

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Most Cultured: 31stMost Scientifically Advanced: 33rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 83rdMost Efficient Economies: 106thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 125thMost Rebellious Youth: 141stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 156thMost Devout: 172ndRudest Citizens: 180thLargest Information Technology Sector: 187thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 194thSmartest Citizens: 229thMost Cheerful Citizens: 229thHighest Average Incomes: 243rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 255thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 265thFattest Citizens: 276thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 284thLargest Retail Industry: 313thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 339thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 361stHighest Food Quality: 367thHighest Economic Output: 432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 606thMost Armed: 762ndMost Influential: 802ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 889thMost Valuable International Artwork: 927thMost Inclusive: 932ndMost Patriotic: 1,086thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,226thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,241stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,458thLargest Governments: 1,513thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,573rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,655thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,178thLargest Mining Sector: 2,248thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,391stTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,646thMost Stationary: 2,647thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,705thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,151stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,410thLargest Populations: 8,055thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,170thLowest Crime Rates: 12,026thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,234th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Stationary: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Desi Dung" has been declared a national treasure.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Snorlaxia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, several inches are being added to first class seating.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs.
  • : Following new legislation in Snorlaxia, space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down.
  • : Snorlaxia was endorsed by The Empire of Roma SPQR.

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