The Grand Old Republic of Senexia is a behemoth, cultured nation, ruled by Mr Secretary with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 51.579 billion Senexians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senecopolis. The average income tax rate is 51.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Senexian economy, worth an astonishing 11,036 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 213,976 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, only the richest get to see out of their windows, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and schoolchildren have more trading cards than flash cards in their backpacks. Crime is totally unknown. Senexia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Senexia is ranked 4,985^th in the world and 6^th in Capitalist Paradise for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.08 percentage of bribes refused.