The Free Land of Cesamo 2 is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 283 million Retards enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of I DONT CARE WHAT THE CAPITAL IS CALLED. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The powerhouse Cesamo 2ian economy, worth 29.2 trillion Goodies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 103,262 Goodies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 679,945 per year while the poor average 6,096, a ratio of 111 to 1.

Children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, citizens are expected to be armed at all times, breast milk lattes are the newest fad among hip urbanites, and the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cesamo 2's national animal is the Anglerfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Cesamo 2 is ranked 293,390^th in the world and 42^nd in Capitalist Paradise for Nicest Citizens, with 0.63 average smiles per day.