Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st Fattest Citizens: 2nd Largest Gambling Industry: 3rd
The Infection of
Father Knows Best State
KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!
Influence
Handshaker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Edgemaster

Population30.078 billion

CapitalSeireitei
LeaderHaruhi Suzumiya
FaithHaruhiism

CurrencyGil
AnimalHollow

The Infection of Edgemaster is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Haruhi Suzumiya with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, enslaved workforce, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.078 billion Burst Linkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seireitei. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Burst Linkian economy, worth an astonishing 25,259 trillion Gils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 839,796 Gils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Haruhi Suzumiya, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, and seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Edgemaster's national animal is the Hollow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Haruhiism.

Edgemaster is ranked 91st in the world and 3rd in Capitalist Paradise for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 58,387.64 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1stFattest Citizens: 2ndLargest Gambling Industry: 3rdMost Armed: 3rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6thMost Avoided: 6thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thHighest Crime Rates: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 20thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 26thHighest Poor Incomes: 27thMost Rebellious Youth: 29thHighest Economic Output: 30thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 41stLargest Retail Industry: 41stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 50thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 60thMost Secular: 62ndLargest Insurance Industry: 84thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 88thLargest Mining Sector: 91stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 103rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 111thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 189thLargest Agricultural Sector: 230thRudest Citizens: 393rdLargest Black Market: 479thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 656thMost Influential: 700thMost Efficient Economies: 711thLargest Information Technology Sector: 972ndLargest Populations: 1,448thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,975thLargest Governments: 3,050thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,447thNudest: 3,765thSmartest Citizens: 5,717thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,637thTop
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Most Cultured: 9,045thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,128th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 16th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 29th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, seasonal hay-fever sufferers are attending government drug counselling sessions to get free doughnuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, foreign militias and child smuggling rings will always love Haruhi Suzumiya.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, asking a cutie their star sign is always met with withering scorn.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Burst Linkians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, citizens try to pass off bottlecaps they found in their backyards as historical artifacts.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang.
  • : Following new legislation in Edgemaster, nations across the world are quick to praise Haruhi Suzumiya's good looks and intellectual prowess.

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