The 32 Billion Shameless S O B's of FASTERCAT is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Charlton Heston with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 32.849 billion Ethnic Felines are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazareth. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient FASTERCATian economy, worth a remarkable 9,787 trillion Duckies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 297,941 Duckies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weather forecasts regularly cover meteor showers, the poorest Ethnic Felines live in 'the stacks', the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, and security reviews double as corporate marketing. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. FASTERCAT's national animal is the double breasted mattress thrasher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is TedNugentism.

FASTERCAT is ranked 119,733^rd in the world and 49^th in Capitalist Paradise for Highest Drug Use, scoring 140.22 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.