Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 312thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 563rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 875th
The 23 Billion S O B's of
Capitalizt
Moonbat Free Since '63
Influence
Squire
Vocal
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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FASTERCAT

Population23.695 billion

CapitalNazareth
LeaderCharlton Heston
FaithTedNugentism

CurrencyDuckie
Animaldouble breasted mattress thrasher

The 23 Billion S O B's of FASTERCAT is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Charlton Heston with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 23.695 billion Ethnic Felines enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazareth. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient FASTERCATian economy, worth a remarkable 5,339 trillion Duckies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 225,323 Duckies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, farmers are complaining that the buzzing and the sparks from the nearby MagRail are blighting their crops, light entertainment isn't dead, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. FASTERCAT's national animal is the double breasted mattress thrasher, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is TedNugentism.

FASTERCAT is ranked 72,744th in the world and 91st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 367.68248690528 days.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 312thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 563rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 875thHighest Crime Rates: 876thMost Cheerful Citizens: 890thMost Armed: 1,032ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,062ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,134thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,240thLargest Mining Sector: 1,294thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,332ndMost Avoided: 1,478thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,690thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,696thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,737thHighest Economic Output: 2,283rdMost Devout: 2,285thLargest Retail Industry: 2,515thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,041stRudest Citizens: 4,180thMost Cultured: 5,003rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,075thHighest Average Incomes: 5,339thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5,549thLargest Populations: 6,181stMost Influential: 6,325thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,366thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,500thNudest: 8,339thSmartest Citizens: 8,615thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,685thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,032ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,477thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 16,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,060thLargest Black Market: 22,547thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,817th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionNudest: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 19th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the region

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