The People's Republic of SucWAti is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, hatred of cheese, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 28.106 billion SucWAtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Environment, and Education. The average income tax rate is 65.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving SucWAtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,524 trillion Vortas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 54,235 Vortas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, and military funding has been stripped back. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. SucWAti's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SucWAti is ranked 1,327^th in the world and 4^th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 14,290.93 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.