The Kingdom of Dagaland is a small, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical population of 23 million Dagians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 29.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Daganian economy, worth 1.39 trillion Kronor a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,319 Kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Dagaland City" t-shirts, a sincere statement of belief can get you out of anything, the sound of silence from abandoned Violetist temples is deafening, and the banhammer is a standard police sidearm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dagaland's national animal is the Harbor Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dagaland is ranked 118,843^rd in the world and 717^th in Europe for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,211.14 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.