The United Kingdom of Cookieless is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King George V with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, compulsory military service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.969 billion Cookielessians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of St Cookie. The average income tax rate is 27.2%.

The Cookielessian economy, worth 115 trillion Cookoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,516 Cookoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, private law firms are unheard of, and the World United Kingdom Games have been won again by Cookieless as no other country cares enough to compete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cookieless's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cookieless is ranked 67,699^th in the world and 237^th in Europe for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 3,504.48 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.