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Saint Helene contains 53 nations, the 504th most in the world.
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| 1. | The Free Land of Amasianlehd | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Love in obedience” | |
| 2. | The Empire of Aletz | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Aletz - Awake!” | |
| 3. | The United States of Confederacy of Elsweyr | Benevolent Dictatorship | “May you walk on warm sands” | |
| 4. | The Empire of Paiwastan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Long Live the God-King and his Kin” | |
| 5. | The Kingdom of Puspapore | New York Times Democracy | “So it was, so it is, so it will be” | |
| 6. | The Confederacy of Krecuny | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Here We Found Salvation” | |
| 7. | The Military Lesbian Empire of Waupun Island | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Bless your heart…” | |
| 8. | The Democratic Republic of Yemet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Long Live Yemet” | |
| 9. | The Federation of Ryavsk | Democratic Socialists | “Onwards to thriving future” | |
| 10. | The Republic of Azenyanistan | Democratic Socialists | “Ten thousand hearts, united as one” |
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Outside the Tonga embassy in London Proper a demonstration was taking place. Protest by Sunatra community and her allies in London. They protested the growing ties between Tonga and the Kingdoms due to the Kingdoms supporting the tyrannical government in the Hondo Dominion. Chants to remember the Trell Massacre, chants to remember those who merely demonstrated for equal rights with the Toi majority. The demonstration was not, large a hundred people at most. They had the rights to such a demonstration even without the government’s approval, the less than a dozen police officers simply milled around, violence was not expected.
Galway sat in the Kingdoms most western island. A rather empty island had been the last stop for crusaders in the 13th and 14th century on there way to Fusea to protect the Trinitist Kingdoms from heathen invaders. Some would set out for what was now the Hondo dominion instead. At the height of the Kingdoms empire it had been a large port city, the gateway to the far east. Now, it had shrunk, by the 1940s the city had lost over two thirds of its population at its height. Much of the new town had abandoned left to rot and overgrown by nature. One of the attempted government work programs of the 1960s would see much of the new town demolished, yet the nation lacked the funds to build the new city it had planned. It would be a royal led and funded program in the later 1990s that see the town revitalised. Reconstruction in the old 19th century style with all the amenities expected in the late 20th century. Now with its old cathedral dating back to the 15th, small population and the large Royal owned manor house overlooking the western coast made it a good place for foreign meetings like this one.
It had begun to rain when Her Majesty Queen Lavinia Mana Tupou XVIII pulled up on the Royal Manor. The lack of any press was interestingly, she had seen a handful at the airport but not the masses she had expected. She stepped out and was greeted by Edward who was holding an umbrella above her.
“Welcoming your majesty.”
He bowed slightly and smiled. This caused some of the rain to get past the umbrella and hit her, just a few drops. They were both then led inside the warm late 18th century style building. They past the oak stairs to lounge. They all talked as they walked. Edward was focused on the weather, apologising that they had picked a day with such bad weather. When asked about the lack of press coverage he shrugged, he said there was something happening in south Fusea that had all of the media attention. It was probably for the best he argued, the press can really be annoying, always looking for the next big clip rather than actually reporting on the wider story. Miss Jackson added, how the Kingdoms government had gone to great lengths to keep this meeting quiet, it was important for the kingdoms hence keeping the press away.
They all warm up in the lounge over some warm wine, good tea and a good plateau of cheeses. The small talk was in Her Majesty boring. Edward had a poor grasp about what was going on within his own nation and just as poor understanding of hers or the rest of the world. Though not rude he clearly was just a face. The lunch, a classic Sunday roast was good but the company remained less than stellar. He had a few good things to say about her farther, he once again sent his and his nation condolences for her loss. He did ask a few questions about Tonga and at least seemed interested in the response. When asked about the Kingdoms he gave good answers yet she was growing confident that she perhaps knew more about what was going on in the nation then he did.
At last the conversation would turn towards the treaty. Here Edward did show some shine talking about it, he rather simplified it as,
“We get you expertise and another market to sell into. You gets all the markets we have accessed which is a good slice of the world. Not to mention how us both get leverage over both the Germans and the Hinterferre chaps up north. Though I get mutual concern over the later, I thought we where friends with the former?”
Edward turned towards Miss Jackson who seemed a little flustered, before she spoke
“We are still your Majesty, we are simply seeking other partners, just as Tonga should. Relying on the region hegemon can leave us all weak, stagnate under a false sense of security. Something which we have found out during different crisis weather it be the League or Listovia doesn’t always have the exact same alignment of interests.”
Edward blinked a few times before turning back to Her Majestry. “Translating that I think it means we are seeking a stronger hand just in case something goes wrong and they won’t bail us out.”
Miss Jackson kept a polite face, but Lavinia could tell that lack of tact rubbed her the wrong way.
The final interesting topic before the end of the dinner was Edward late brother, the last King. Edward, who had been happy, polite yet seemingly always ill informed grew cold on the topic. He talked about it sparingly. His brother had been rather involved in the Kingdoms politics, seeing himself as a defender of the poor and forgotten of the nation. He had been caught siphoning funds into the now defunct socialist party. The scandal had forced him to abdicate, before going into self imposed exile. He, his wife and Edward only nephew would die in a home invasion. It explained Edward ignorance, he was keeping himself distant from politics to avoid meeting a fate similar to his brother, he seemed truly shaken. Edward had kept some of the charities his brother had used as fronts to siphon funds going but to actual use helping the poor and the sick. If all royal charities and organisations linked to healthcare were combined they would be the fourth largest healthcare provider in the Kingdoms. The largest for the bottom third of income earners, never profitable but important keeping much of the nation healthy.
The dinner would end, Edward would see Her Majesty off. Giving her a lovely set of teas and a particular rare 17th century pistol, it had been one used in the last Civil war the Kingdoms had. On the drive back, she rode with Miss Jackson. Miss Jackson spoke.
“That was lovely, no?”
She was clearly tying to press for the treaty, but it was Her Majesty choice if this had been enough to win her over.
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Date: ██ | ██ | 20██
To: British Foreign Minster, Ms. Jackson
Subject: Official Request for Membership in the Commonwealth
Dear her excellency, Ms. Jackson, the British Foreign Minister.
I have the honor to write to you on behalf of the Kingdom of Puspapore to formally express our intent to join the Commonwealth. Puspapore deeply admires 5 Britainnia's enduring commitment to the values of monarchy, customs, rights, the rule of law, and economic development. We believe that our shared values and national priorities closely align with those of Britannian's and the principles of the Commonwealth.
Furthermore, we look forward to actively participating and contributing to the Commonwealth's common goals. We are eager to collaborate on global challenges, including mutual security, economic cooperation, and cultural exchange.
We kindly request that the British Foreign Minstry initiates the formal assessment process, to evaluate our candidacy.
Please find attached a comprehensive dossier detailing our country’s Overview for your review.
Sincerely, Adit I
King of Puspapore
Puspapore, officially the Kingdom of Puspapore, is an island nation in Southwest Fusea. Puspapore is bordered by the Fusean Empire to the north, west, and east, and by the Ostartic Ocean to the south. Puspapore has a population of nearly 150 million people and covers an area of approximately 922,500 km², 20% of which is water. The capital and largest city is New Albion.
Puspapore is mostly plains with many rivers; at its center its mostly forests, hills and largest volcanic lake in Fusea with an island in the middle of it that serve as the national park. Puspapore climate is tropical with an average of 25°C-27°C and percipitation of 3200mm. It has diverse biodiversity of plants, insects and animals; some of which are endemic to Fusea such as Corpse Flower, Death's-head Hawkmoth and Komodo Dragon.
Archaeological evidence indicates that humans have inhabited the area for at least 50,000 years.
In its early history, Puspapore began as a confederation of inland farming settlements and nomadic headhunter tribes; subsequently, it was a major tributary of multiple nations such as the Fusean Empire, Duswya, Lungha, and 5 Britannia. Through it all, Puspapore remained as the only country in Fusea to avoid colonisation by foreign powers, although it ceded resources, trade rights, and legal privileges through several unequal treaties.
During the Great War, Puspapore sided with 5 Britannia and became free of its tributary status in 1900, at which point it became the Kingdom of Puspapore. Post-handover, severe ideological differences, political turmoil, terrorism, and social unrest led to a period known as the "Decade of Lead." After its early turbulence, Puspapore rapidly developed to become a Fusean regional economic powerhouse.
Puspapore has the oldest continuous hereditary monarchy with the same ruling royal family for more than 2,500 years. Puspapore is a semi-constitutional monarchy and its legal system is based on 5 Britannia common law. Puspapore government is divided into six branches of government with functions of executive, legislative, judiciary, civil service commission, audit and security.
Puspapore ideology is Pancamarga, consisting of five core principles such as Faith, Livelihood, Nationalism, Democracy and Rule of Law; that unite the nation's diverse population and the main principle of Puspapore constitution.
It is constitutionally a one-party state where Puspapore Association Party maintain continuous political dominance despite free elections being regularly held. The PAP's longstanding control has resulted in limited political pluralism and a highly centralised governance structure over national institutions. One of the founding members of Non-Aligned Association, Puspapore is also the headquarters of Association of Fusean nations and is the host city of many international conferences and events. Puspapore is also a member of the Organization of World Nations and the Global Trade Organization.
As a highly developed country, Puspapore has a high PPP-adjusted GDP per capita and an 'A' sovereign credit rating from all major rating agencies. Identified as a tax haven with business-friendly reputation, it is a major aviation, financial, and maritime shipping hub and has consistently been ranked as one of the most visited tourism and retirement destinations.
Puspapore GDP is 5,68 Trillion SCU (Standard Currency Unit); which make its GDP at Upper-Middle Tier Globally.
Puspapore economy system is State Capitalism with Humane Capitalism as its main philosophy. Puspapore's main exports are foodstuffs, drinking water, beverages, textiles, pharmaceuticals, cosmetics, semiconductors and biofuels. Its economy is also highly diversified, with sizeable exports in industrial spare parts and tools, construction materials, petrochemicals, consumer electronics, home appliances, small arms, munitions, jeweleries, and steels. Puspapore's products are often regarded as the best middle ground for price, quality, and longevity compared to its competitor, making them very popular with the middle class and small to medium enterprises.
Puspapore’s economic sectors by employment are divided into 5% in the primary sector, 10% in the secondary sector, 84% in the tertiary sector, and 1% in the quaternary sector. Once a predominantly extractive and agricultural country on account of its abundance of natural resources and arable landscape, it is now considered the Rice Bowl of Fusea due to its high export volume of foodstuffs that contributes to regional food security. Puspapore manufacturing, once focused on processing agriculture and natural resources; now is highly diverse and competitive in global market due to its commitment to mutual free trade. Service sector fields the largest employment and largest GDP contributor and often cited as the best example of hospitality & tourism. Research sector mostly focus on agriculture yields and renewable energy sources.
Puspapore ranks highly in key social indicators: education, healthcare, happiness, public order, personal safety and infrastructure. Puspaporeans enjoy one of the longest life expectancies, fastest Internet connection speeds, lowest infant mortality rates, and lowest levels of corruption in Fusea.
Unemployment is totally unknown and its social-welfare utilize workfare system that ensured dignified welfare through constructive labor and training to make its recepient able to effectively re-enter workforce.
Puspapore is organised into five regions, 25 provinces, and hundreds of subzones.
It has high population density, although there are numerous green and recreational spaces as a result of urban planning. With a multicultural population and in recognition of the cultural identities of the country's major ethnic groups, Puspapore has five national languages, namely Albish, Xian, Kiswan, Vindi and Nusanesia. Albish is the official, national and common language, with exclusive use in government and business. Multi-racialism is enshrined in the constitution and continues to shape national policies.
There's documents from a days ago that's previously requested by Ms. Jackson.
The Kingdom of Puspapore is rated as a regional middle power that holds significant economic, diplomatic, and military influence within Fusea.
Puspapore is classified as Authoritarian democracy, although it leaned heavier toward Authoritarian.
Its armed forces are, on average, a tier 4.5 power (Tier-5 Ground Force, Tier-4 Naval Force, and Tier-5 Aerial Force), with an estimated 1 million standing troops and 3 million reservists. While it possesses WMDs, it has not disclosed their quantity or type.
It's Tech-level had been confirmed as Post-Modern, to be precise Mid-PMT.
The good things of Puspapore for The Commonwealth are the following.
Puspapore is located at an important and busy shipping and aviation hub between the South Osea and Usonea continents. Its road and rail networks are robust and well-connected to Fusea's regional transport systems, all of which easily ensure transit, trade, and resupplying.
Puspapore government is consistently ranked among the most efficient, meritocratic, and corruption-free within Fusea. The Puspapore Association Party that's pro-Britannia has governed continuously since the handover, providing decades of policy continuity, a strong rule of law, and a pro-business regulatory environment. This make Puspapore a reliable and predictable partner for unforseen future.
Puspapore armed forces (Puspapore Security Force) maintains armed neutrality and a well-trained experienced military that's active in peacekeeping operations. This means an ally gets a country that will defend itself and can help them but will not drag them into a war.
Puspapore has heavily fortified both its exterior and interior with thousands of hidden military installations, artillery positions, and bunkers. Puspapore also built over 500,000 nuclear shelters with enough capacity to house more than its entire population, and these shelters are inspected and stocked on a regular basis. This combination of terrain, fortifications, and deterrence makes the country very hard to conquer.
Puspapore's free and active foreign policy means it does not pick sides between great powers and maintains diplomatic relations with nearly all nations, making it a good mediator with a long-standing, cooperative approach to international affairs.
Puspapore has an abundance of natural resources and high soil fertility. This means that some natural resources and agricultural produce can be procured in large quantities at lower prices without sacrificing quality and longevity.
Puspapore has a strong economy dominated by financial, trade and services alongside the manufacturing of its agriculture produces, textiles, pharmaceuticals, cosmetics, and semiconductors. Its overall trade volumes exceed three times its annual GDP, it has a free trade agreement with nearly all countries, and it is a major two-way investor, which gives any nation involved a large market and a platform for mutual economic benefits.
Puspapore is energy-sufficient; it has diverse power sources that are mostly renewable. The most notable renewable source is waste, which functions so well that it is willing to accept all sorts of waste to generate its own power. Which is a win-win as we know that Waste Overload is everyone issue and Puspapore can help Commonwealth solve said issue.
Puspapore has reputable tourism and hospitality sectors, being a favorite destination due to combination of wide variety of entertainment option, accomodating amenities, relatively cheap price and beautiful scenery. It will be easy to host various events or meetings with all of those combined.
Puspapore's currency is valued at 0,01 SCU. Through a monetary policy of managed depreciation, the country aims to maintain a low currency value, thereby making its goods and services more competitive for foreign buyers
Puspapore has very low tax-rate, strong intellectual property protection and ease of starting businesses. Combined with its highly discreet and neutral bank that will never disclose its client information, made it one of the safest place to store money.
Puspapore operates the world's largest trans-shipment port and a well-connected international airports. Its telecommunications network, public transports, and utilities are modern and reliable. Puspapore also spends more per person on civilian emergency preparedness than most nation, and its infrastructure is built to withstand invasion, which adds a layer of physical security
All of which supports fast and secure operations for any partner whether in peace or war time.Puspapore has many educated and skilled workforce that's both dutiful and low cost. Which meant that its workers are very flexible regarding payment while remained productive more than average workers.
Its current age-group also lean closely to working age adult population with low elderly dependents. Which meant, there will be huge trend of increase of its working adult population alongside continuous demand for housing, education, healthcare, and goods for decades to come.
Puspapore has very low crime rate thanks to its well-funded police force and progressive social policies in healthcare, education and social-welfare. The amount of youth related delinquency is also close to non-existant, making it a great option for family-friendly tourism destination.
Albish is nearly similar to English language, which lowers communication barriers. The population is multi-ethnic, blending Xian from Lungha, Nusan from Fusea, Vindi from Duswya, Albish and Kiswan from 5 Britannia; and many other communities, which gives the country broad cultural reach.
Puspapore ranks highly in education and healthcare, which supports long-term people-to-people ties and workforce mobility.
Puspapore doesn't discriminate based on species, race, ethnic, culture, religion nor sexual orientation. It's also inclusive on its treatment toward various vices or substance consumption which is regulated responsibly.
Puspapore's multi-ethnic and bilignual society can act as a intercultural liaison between various business norms. Its deep ties to its former suzerain and other nations globally can help its ally in diplomatic relationship.
Overall, Puspapore passed all of the background checks, in addition of being very cooperative and passed the requirements to join the Commonwealth.
The Decision of its acceptance however, is fully not ours to make.Signed
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Senior Inspector, OWN Oversight & Advisory Board
To: Ms. Jackson
I believe the inspection result might be partly biased.
There are some issues within Puspapore that I personally believed must be addressed outside of OWN official report. Some of which are concerning.
There are multiple alleged signs of patrimonialism, which have continued from the reign of the previous King of Puspapore.
The previous King of Puspapore, Rizi (now Chancellor Vikrama), is still in a position of power; The OAB suspects Adit I the current King of Puspapore, is a puppet king. The reasoning is that the heads of all government branches are still from the old regime and Chancellor Vikrama close proximity with the current King.
The Puspapore Association Party isn't as pluralistic as it appears. Whether they belong to the Nationalist, Constitutionalist, or Reformist factions, they all follow the same baseline and had to passed same test from their civil service commission. No true Democracy would thoroughly vetted its public servant as deeply as Puspapore did.
There are signs of subtle guiding and voter engineering. What we could find with circumstancial evidence is that all voters must served at least 6-months into either military or non-military duty. While it looked normal, we suspect indoctrination occured at those places.
Puspapore OWN Peacekeeper is allegedly testing out experimental weapons and equipment, and is behaving much closer to a mercenary and businessman than a genuine peacekeeper. This also coincide with circumstancial finding that Puspapore Peacekeeper often ended up legitimizing and supporting Pro-Puspaporean or aligned autocratic rulers.
Puspapore is allegedly legitimizing certain organized crime families into what we refer to as 'State Sanctioned Mafia Inc.' There has been a suspicious amount of routine coordination involving either entire emergency services or parts of the military with alleged gangsters.
Puspapore previous legitimization of Jianist Brotherhood and its absorbtion into the military. The same Jianist that's infamous for its widepsread terror attack during 'decade of lead' period of post-handover are now majority parts of Puspaporean Foreign Legion.
All of its citizens have ID-chips and have had their DNA stored in a government database since birth. OWN suspected that foreigner are exempt from this, there are allegations that those wealthy enough to buy citizenship or being foreign residents are skipped from this ID-chip requirement.
Suspicious amount of unexplained mental breakdown, voluntary resignation and self-exile that all came from dissidents across all parts of society. This had began since previous King reign and suspiciously at the same time when it welcomed alleged exiled intelligence officers from AGU after the end of Cold War.
Surveillance in public places is subtle but near-omnipresent. The CCTV cameras with complete recording functions are all carefully covered and mostly inconspicuous. It also suspected that Puspapore government has complete backend access of all its electronic products and in extension all of its espionage tools.
Alleged unrestricted live experimentation toward living human, we suspect they used illegals, death row prisoners and some dissidents as test subjects for various purposes.
Mobile Execution Van, in which its targets (Those whom wanted Euthnasia but, can't afford it or Criminal Illegals) are executed through lethal injection after being physically restrained. While executions are all approved and recorded in legal manner, its simply inhumane.
Corporal Punishment that's quite widespread in its usage. I personally saw someone that littered chewing gum during the OWN inspection, that individual was dragged to the alleyway before being beaten down by a group of police officers, mobs and gangsters. What happened to alleged illegals is even worse and that's all i can say for now.
Alleged organ harvestings. While we did know about Compulsory Organ harvesting post-mortem, we suspect that there's some case of dissidents whom disappeared and had their organs harvested.
No minimum wage, no minimum age of working nor minimum age of retirement. This is borderline slave labor, even if with all the benefits and coverage it provided. It's simply against human rights and must be addressed as soon as possible.
The primary and secondary education systems basically turn students into obedient workers who can double as militia members. Their curricula for primary and secondary education focus on vocational trade skills, home economics, and basic survival skills. There is no real democracy that mandates its first graders to work part-time in various small businesses based on their tested aptitudes, do their own chores, and assemble and disassemble firearms.
Parental licensing, while having its requirements loosened from tertiary education to secondary education, is still against basic human rights. Even if its managed to successfully reduced the amount of domestic abuse and child neglect to a historic low.
Subtle discrimination regarding economic class; Multiple sign of condescending compassion and widespread postive discrimination belief that its duty of the rich, strong, smart and civilized elite to guide the poor, weak, stupid and uncivilized masses. While nobles helping the poor is admirable; the wealth inequality is simply unacceptable with 10% richest earning 100 times from the 10% poorest.
Gender equality isn't truly equal, basing it under Biological Realism. In a modern time where men and women should be equal, Puspapore government has thoroughly indoctrinated its women and lured them with the benefits of motherhood and subtly limiting their job opportunities.
However, there are a few details that would be better discussed in private especially its Information and Census Agency and Chancellor Vikrama himself.
The Tiknojon Act, the treaty formalising the establishment of the province of the Tiknojon under the administration of the Pleia. Differentiated from the penultimate clause of the Blujé Statute by its establishing of legal frameworks and financial aid, rather than just establishing it as a legal entity. Additionally formalised the name 'Tiknojon', though by this time the name was already in use in all formal government documents.
1. This Act may be cited as The Tiknojon Act.
2. The territory comprised within the following boundaries, that is to say,--all land east of the Oriole Stream, from its point of divergence from the River Ivipen, up until it reaches the sea, as well as all that land north of that aforementioned River Ivipen, up until it reaches the boundary of the Zalivé,--is hereby established as a province of the High Chiefdom of Krećuny, under the administration and sovereignty of the authorities of the Tribe of the Pleia, to be called and known as the province of The Tiknojon.
3. The provisions of The Blujé Statute, 2021, with regards to the constitution and laws of the Tribe of the Pleia and their subordinate lands, shall apply to the province of The Tiknojon in the same way and to the like extent as they apply to other provinces under other tribes that have ratified the Blujé Statute.
4.The said province shall be represented in the Parliament of the High Chief by twelve members: provided that such representation may, after the completion of the next quadrennial census, be from time to time increased by the Parliament of the Tribe of the Pleia, with consent from the Parliament of the High Chief. the representation thereof shall forthwith be readjusted by the Parliament of the High Chief in such manner that there shall be assigned to the said province such a number of members as will bear the same proportion to the number of its population ascertained at a level of one parliamentary representative for each one-hundred-thousand souls.
5.The said province shall, until the termination of the Parliament of the High Chief existing at the time of the first readjustment hereinafter provided for, continue to be represented in the said Parliament as provided by chapter 4 of the statutes of 2005 on the representation of unincorporated regions, each of the electoral districts defined in that part of the schedule by the administration of the Pleia, being represented by one member.
6. Until the Parliament of The High Chief otherwise provides the qualifications of voters for the election of members of his parliament and the proceedings at and in connection with elections of such members shall, with the necessary changes having been made, be those prescribed by law at the time this Act comes into force.
7. The administration of the said province shall be composed of such persons, under such designations, as the High Barrister from time to time thinks fit.
8. Unless and until the High Barrister in administration of the said province otherwise directs, by proclamation under the Crown, the seat of government of the said province shall be at Lolećorre.
9. All powers, authorities and functions which under any law were before the coming into force of this Act vested in or exercisable by the High Barrister with absolute authority, or by the said High Barrister individually, shall, so far as they are capable of being exercised after the coming into force of this Act in relation to the government of the said province, be vested in and shall or may be exercised by the High Barrister of the said province, with the advice and consent of, or in conjunction with, the administration of the said province, may be abolished or altered by the Legislature of the said province.
10. The High Barrister in administration shall, as soon as may be after this Act comes into force, adopt and provide a seal of the said province, and may, from time to time, change such seal.
11. There shall be a Legislature for the said province consisting of the High Barrister and one House to be styled the Legislative Assembly of The Tiknojon.
12. Until the said Legislature otherwise provides, the Legislative Assembly shall be composed of twenty-five members, to be elected to represent the electoral divisions defined in the schedule to this Act.
13. Until the said Legislature otherwise determines, all the provisions of the law with regard to the High Chief’s constitution and the election of members thereof shall apply, with the necessary changes having been made, to the Legislative Assembly of the said province and the elections of members thereof respectively.
14. The writs for the election of the members of the first Legislative Assembly of the said province shall be issued by the High Barrister and made returnable within six months after this Act comes into force.
15. All laws and all orders and regulations made thereunder, so far as they are not inconsistent with anything contained in this Act, or as to which this Act contains no provision intended as a substitute therefor, and all courts of civil and criminal jurisdiction, and all commissions, powers, authorities and functions, and all officers and functionaries, judicial, administrative and ministerial, existing immediately before the coming into force of this Act in the territory hereby established as the province of The Tiknojon, shall continue in the said province as if this Act had not been passed; subject, nevertheless, except with respect to such as are enacted by or existing under Acts of the Parliament of the High Chief, to be repealed, abolished or altered by his Parliament, or by the Legislature of the said province, according to the authority of the Parliament, or of the said Legislature: Provided that all powers, authorities and functions which, under any law, order or regulation were, before the coming into force of this Act, vested in or exercisable by any public officer or functionary of the High Chief’s administation shall be vested in and exercisable in and for the said province by like public officers and functionaries of the said province when appointed by competent authority.
16. The following amounts shall be allowed as an annual subsidy to the province of The Tiknojon and shall be paid by the Government of The High Chief, by half-yearly installments in advance, to the said province, that is to say :--
for the support of the Government and Legislature, one and a half million rukas; for government.
on an estimated population of one million and two hundred thousand, at eighty cents per soul, twenty-nine million and four-hundred thousand rukas, subject to be increased as hereinafter mentioned, that is to say :--a census of the said province shall be taken in every fourth year, reckoning from the general census of two-thousand and twenty one, and an approximate estimate of the population shall be made at equal intervals of time between each quadrennial census ; and whenever the population, by any such census or estimate, exceeds one million and two hundred thousand, which shall be the minimum on which the said allowance shall be calculated, the amount of the said allowance shall be increased accordingly, and so on until the population has reached two million souls.
17. Inasmuch as the said province is not in debt, it shall be entitled to be paid and to receive from the Government of The High Chief, by half-yearly payments in advance, an annual sum of twelve million, one hundred and fifty thousand rukas, being the equivalent of interest at the rate of five per cent per annum on the sum of two-hundred and forty million rukas.
18. Inasmuch as the said province will not have the public land as a source of revenue, there shall be paid by The High Chief to the province by half-yearly payments, in advance, an annual sum based upon the population of the province as from time to time ascertained by the quadrennial census thereof, as follows :--
The population of the said province being assumed to be at present one million, two-hundred thousand, the sum payable until such population reaches one million and five-hundred thousand, shall be eleven million, two-hundred and fifty thousand rukas;
Thereafter, until such population reaches two million, the sum payable shall be sixteen million, eight-hundred and fifty thousand rukas;
Thereafter, until such population reaches two million and five-hundred thousand, the sum payable shall be twenty-two million and five hundred thousand rukas;
And thereafter the sum payable shall be thirty-three million, seven-hundred and fifty thousand rukas.
This clause is able to be extended from time to time by request of the High Barrister of the Tiknojon, with assent from the administration of the Tribe of the Pleia. This extension will be determined by relevant ministries of both the High Chief and the Tribe of the Pleia.
Approved September 25th, 2023.
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10083/10076!!!!!!!!!
Finally hit my word count for this expansion! Yay so excited yay yay yay im immediately gonna gobble up more land
is it bad if i blocked my will-they-wont-they to focus on SR larp
and yes, "from time to time" is formal legal language within Canadian law
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A group of Sargassian analysts sat outside on foldable chairs that was about fifteen feet in front of what was clearly a vehicle with a really long barrel and covered by a large white tarp. A man dressed in a black suit stood between the analysts and the vehicle.
"Ladies and gentlemen, why are you here? Well, that's your job!"
The crowed chuckled at that.
"Seriously though, you're here to determine what we think is the next step in Sargaz battlefield tactics: The Gürz!"
The showman raised his hand to signal the tarp to be removed. After a few seconds he turns to realize his assistants weren't there and were instead off grabbing cold refreshments. He huffed and began tugging the tarp off himself with an attendee helping him. It was about half way off when the actual team came rushing to the rescue.
"The Gürz!" Under the tarp was a massive gun sitting on top of a tank chassis.
"This... assault gun, is unlike anything you've seen in modern combat: a 155-millimeter artillery gun built for direct-firing first. It sits on a raised pedestal, full remote control, 197-degree view with a slew rate of 32 degrees a second and an autoloading carousal." the tank would roar to life and demonstrate the facts given.
"Since there is no casemate, the turret is lighter- but it still needs some protection. The gun is encased in a lightweight high-strength titanium and Kevlar composite shroud to easily deflect or shrug off incoming small arms fire and shrapnel should this baby be spotted. As you can clearly see its shaping is of the faceted, high angular, stealth variety."
An attendee raised their hand, "You talk about the casing but what about the chassis and active protection?"
"The Chassis is, if you couldn't tell, our new MBT: The T5... official designation is still in the works. However, the crew consists of only three: Commander, gunner, driver. They sit side by side and safely housed within an armored citadel capsule.
The Armor Protection System provides 360 degree tracking and anti-tank guided missle interceptors. Deployable smoke can be included.
The hull is a modular composite armor with Explosive Reactive Armor on the front and skirts."
The showman does another signal and the tank drives out a reasonable distance for a firing demonstration. The audience is handed ear muffs. The showman begins before they put the muffs on, "This is a large gun. Bunker busting, building destroying, fronline dugout and trenches clearing... a pure overmatch tool of war."
Out in the distance, what looked like a concrete building, bunker, and trenches with about twenty or so marked mannikins.
It aimed directly at the building and fired. It was deafening and fire shot out of the sides of the muzzle. In seconds the building exploded and plummed a firey white cloud into the sky. THe bunker was next, same resault. It was clearly destroyed. But the next target was the trenches.
The round didn't make impact with the ground, no, it exploded mid-air, decimating the entire area with a massive fireball about the size of a three-story house and five pickup truks wide.
The autoloader whined and the gun aimed high. It fired a three-round salvo in nine seconds. The rounds landed farther away. Way away. Around twenty... thirty kilometers away. The showman studied their faces at the demonstration.
"Again, a heavy and devastating gun. To help mitigate the recoil, a double baffle muzzle break. It is a dual-purpose vehicle capable of BOTH direct and in-direct fire."
After the audience was done clapping he asked, "Next question?" and he was nearly overwhelmed by the sudden interest.
OOC notes
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The chassis is the Altay's.
The Artillery gun is the 155 Pantar Howitzer.
Gürz is an Ottoman mace that is either flanged or spiked.
An impatient tapping echoes weakly in dimly lit room, violating the absolute silence that has consumed those inside. Just a handful of generals stand in front of King of Flandonips and self-proclaimed Emperor of Gronland, his royal majesty Kyriakos II. Surrounded by them, he sits in front of a table stacked with various maps and reports from all across the Royal State of Southern Gronland, tapping the pen on table while consumed by thoughts. There have been some insurgents running around countryside for a while, sure, but never before has nation seen such a breakdown in order since 1999. Dozens of various groups, politicians, mutineers, deserters, bandits, anarchists and even mercenaries, formerly employed by Royal South Gronlandic Armed Forces, have all turned their backs on RSSG, choosing to rebel against current regime of Kyriakos II. Weight of such a dire situation pressed down on everyone present in the room, absolute silence only multiplying the tense atmosphere. Emperor lifts his head to look at his few remaining generals, panning his view across the room, almost as if searching for someone, or something. Finally, he speaks up:
"We stand in face of an existential challenge. Our achievements of last few years are on verge of being erased by those who deem themselves to be true patriots of our nation, yet they refuse to recognize my absolute rule. Royal Minister of Defense, Dimitrios... are these all the generals we have remaining?"
Dimitrios tenses up. Generals share some nervous looks in suffocating silence. Few seconds later, minister answers:
"Your royal majesty, these are all the generals that have remained loyal to you and the nation..."
"And Marshal Theodoros?", Kyriakos cuts him off with a direct question, "Where is he?"
Another brief moment of silence is now broken by another general, speaking with heavy Florosian accent:
"Your royal majesty, Marshal Theodoros has cut all communications with Military Command. He occupied and fortified Helanos Islands together with 2nd Army of 1st RSGAF Army Group."
Those words shocked Kyriakos. Theodoros was always loyal to Flandonips, always fought for his nation, even in the direst of situations, like War of 1999 and War against Goths. It was him, after all, who marched into Posidaea and helped restore monarchy, which was deposed centuries ago. Now, disillusioned with actions of king, Theodoros, the highest ranking military officer, has turned his back on his nation as well. Kyriakos felt an impending sense of doom, his sharp and focused face slowly turning into one of doubt and concern. Dimitrios quickly interjects:
"Your royal majesty, the situation across all frontlines is slowly deteriorating. We've lost total control of northern regions of Flandonips, with small insurgents groups causing trouble in southern Flandonips as well. It won't be long until Posidaea itself becomes a target, so I recommend-"
"Your royal majesty, we need reinforcements in Florosia as well! They're almost at gates of Pyrosval, and if they take it, entire western coast will be-"
"Your royal majesty!"
Entire room has devolved into pleas towards Kyriakos, all the generals from different regions desperate to receive assistance from very limited resources left at hand. As they all tried to out-talk each other, noise created a sharp contrast to tense silence that ruled over the room just half a minute ago. As Kyriakos glanced over scattered reports across table in front of him, he thought to himself just how much this situation resembled the current state of RSGAF: broken, demoralized and desperate for even a shred of hope amongst daily losses from trying to slow insurgents down. Truth was, they were in no fit to combat all those rebels: industry hasn't yet recovered from previous war, morale was on all-time low from desertions and lack of motivation to keep going, and mercenaries that were hired to fill out deficits in Armed Forces after the war have all turned their rifles against RSSG. If news of Theodoros deserting spread across populace, all the resolve remaining in RSGAF would break completely, and this would spell the end not just of the monarchy, but maybe even Kyriakos himself.
"Alright, enough!", Kyriakos shouted suddenly, bringing silence back in one swift motion, "We need to figure out this situation one-by-one. Spreading our resources across the entire nation is simply not an option."
Generals hesitantly look among each other, some resentment for each other from just moments ago still lingering among them. All of them wanted their region to be reinforced first, and none of them would budge.
"We'll be starting with Flandonips first. It's the heart of our Gronlandic nation, and if we lose here, we lose everywhere.", Kyriakos continues, faces of other regional commanders turning sour, "Minister Dimitrios, what's the exact situation on ground?"
Dimitrios, happy with decision of emperor, steps forward to table, bringing map of Flandonips to the center.
"As I've mentioned previously, we've completely lost all control in North. Laminia, Tarikon, and most importantly, port city of Myonesthenes have all fallen to enemy hands.", Dimitrios explains, outlining locations with his finger, "There are also smaller insurgent groups raiding our countryside in South, primarily in Rerae and Gythinth areas. We've primarily been clashing with PGDF and MPG along Northern lines, with smaller groups like FD and TP also having some action. In South regions, SGPM are gathering traction in more urbanised areas, and it's getting harder day-by-day to fight off their attacks on our communications and transportation. Additionally, bandit groups like TB, SC, and deserters, the so-called FDF, have been engaging in hit-and-run tactics in more remote areas of Flandonips, where rough terrain and climate restrict efficiency of our anti-insurgent operations..."
Hearing FDF mentioned, head commander of Royal Guard of Flandonips nervously looked over at Kyriakos. News of desertions have almost cost him his position and freedom previously, and after failed assassination attempt by FDF, his life was on a line too. Emperor looked up at him with a sharp, warning expression - it was his fault, after all, that so many deserted RGF and he was almost sacked for it.
"There also are smaller, unorganized, bandit groups roaming all across territories, both under and beyond our control, extorting local population and getting into shootouts with everyone else. Our police forces have received surplus military gear to help them tackle issue of banditism, but there simply aren't enough resources to go around."
Dimitrios finishes the report, taking a step back from table and assuming his usual standing position. Kyriakos analyzes the map for long time, the total silence getting almost unbearable. As emperor looks up at generals, and switches his gaze to minister, he responds:
"We need to start evacuating Posidaea in coming days and weeks, and move our assets to Santium. In case of the lines collapsing, Posidaea might be overran, and we can't allow insurgents to capture anything valuable and sensitive.", Kyriakos speaks slowly, continuing to stare down at the map in front of him, "Santium is in relatively safe location, so their garrison will be sent over to mainland to assist on the frontlines. Make sure to isolate insurgents in the North... They're in the best location to launch all-out attack on Posidaea, and we can't let that happen. Small groups in South shouldn't cause any significant issues for now."
Dimitrios replies almost immediately, his voice filled with gratidute:
"As you wish, your royal majesty. We'll do our best to ensure Royal State survives."
"And the rest of you, dismissed. I need time to think", Kyriakos tells other generals, unhappy with emperors decision, although in no capability to protest. As crowd leaves the room, emperor is left alone with his thoughts. He stands up, walking over to the window and opening the curtains. Warm, orange lighting fills previously dark room, only dimly lit by small white light bulb hanging over the table in the center. Kyriakos watches the sun set over Posidaea, just as it slowly sets over dreams of RSSG.
Pan-Gronlandic Democratic Front (PGDF)
>> Largest group of insurgents, formed from remnants of the 2nd Republic. Couped twice, many of them were left disillusioned by weakness of democratic institutions implemented by their predecessors. After the second military coup reinstated the long-deposed monarchy, they went underground, consolidating forces around the entire nation to launch a full-scale insurgency with the goal of establishing the 2nd Federation.
South Gronlandic Patriotic Movement (SGPM)
>> The ever-growing power of monarchy within the nation, along with its corruption and nepotism, has led to creation of the South Gronlandic Patriotic Movement. Aligned with PGDF at first, it soon broke off into its own movement over the disagreements about governance, as SGPM wishes to retain monarchy, albeit with a stronger constitution and democratically elected parliament.
Movement for Preservation of Gronland (MPG)
>> When the second military coup brought down war-time oligarchy in charge of Flandonips, not everyone was pleased by the results. Weak democracy, corrupt monarchy, indecisive military and other numerous insurgents have only destabilized the nation further and further. To MPG, the answer is clear - lead by few remaining representatives of the past oligarchic regime, they want to return to power and bring back stability, even if it means fighting against everyone.
Flandonips Democrats (FD)
>> Faction, which has been in action for the longest time. Ever since the Posidaea coup of 2031, remnants of regional governments in Flandonips have merged their efforts into one unified front, fighting to bring back the Federation of Flandonips and its decentralised nature.
Tarikon Pact (TP)
>> Formerly part of New Gronlandic Army, split has arisen among NGA Flandonips over multiple issues, such as inclusion of pan-Gronlandists and anarchist criminal elements into New Gronlandic Army.
Flandonips Defence Forces (FDF)
>> Biggest group of military deserters, composed mainly of Royal Guard of Flandonips. Led by young, disillusioned officers of RGF, their goal is to conduct third military coup and entrench military junta as official Flandonips government.
Taiga Brotherhood (TB)
>> Large group of rural hunters, united by the simple goal of surviving this insurgency. They’re very territorial, fighting each and every group that dares to come across their territory.
Snowmobile Club (SC)
>> Small raider groups all across the nation, utilizing snowmobiles for hit-and-run tactics on both military and civilian targets. The Taiga Brotherhood are their main adversary, as both factions utilize the same terrain, over which they often clash.
SR RP
Caenadia - Black October
For decades the Serene Peoples Republic continually announced its government for the unity of Caenadia. Under its iron fist leadership Serene Premier Olena Tkachenko the government presented and taken care of the Caenadian political system.
Within the fields of the homelands there was a growing voice that has rejected its governments junta style rule.
Within the city of Oloniagrad within the industrial sector the growing movement has called themselves The National Reclamation Front.
The Former party leader of the NRF now known under the title Secretary-Commissar Ivan Boranbayev, has called upon its Reclamation Front to break its iron chains seeking to cut all ties to its former government. He also argues that much of the time within Caenadia is spent on only solidifying the political system and its own government rather then the sustainment of its own people.
| We shall not be moved back from where we are |
On a wooden stage with a hastily made podium to the side in the crowd stood a valiant leader of the former party behind the stage was a large black banner with a woman holding a star on her right hand and a sword in her left
NATIONAL RECLAMATION FRONT
"CAENADIA SHALL BELONG TO THE CAENADIAN PEOPLE."
Boranbayev approached the podium.
SECRETARY-COMMISSAR IVAN BORANBAYEV:
"Citizens of Caenadia."
“For many years we have continually been told that are nation has been for us and reclaimed to us. That our institutions belong to the people, with the inclusion that our communities are soverignly controlled.”
He took another breath
"A nation that is sovereign shall not exist merely because a government controls that narative.”
"A government changing its name on a building is not a nation reclaimed but a new government merely reocupying a former building.”
"The National Reclamtion merely deems that Caenadia shall return its lands to the people who work, sustain, and continue her future.”
The crowd remained silent.
Boranbayev continued.
"Therefore, tonight, the National Reclamation Front formally declares that the question of Caenadia's future can no longer be decided exclusively within the offices of the Serene People's Republic."
"We demand a national determination of sovereignty."
"We demand that Caenadia's people determine whether they shall remain governed by the present republic or establish an independent Caenadian state."
"And we address this demand directly to the Serene Premier."
He looked toward the crowd
"Serene Premier Olena Tkachenko."
“You have continued to call yourself the protector of Caenadia”
"If you say this let Caenadia take a breath of fresh air release her of your governments chains ."
"Do not answer our demand with arrests, censorship, or declaring our people incapable of self determination.”
"Answer with peaceful negotioation"
"If not, we will use any means necessary to demand and force your hand"
"The National Reclimation Front demands that the Reclimation of Caenadia belongs to the people and the establishment of an Independant Caenadia should be determined by its people not from its government. The Sovereign will of its people is and will be demanded by any means necessary by its people"
"We are not asking to exist"
"We are asking Caenadia to decide what she shall become”
Government District — Serene People's Republic of Caenadia
Hours later the demand reached the offices Serene Premier.
Her Advisors rushed to give the printed copies of the declaration.
Olena Tkachenko was sitting behind a desk and behind her hung a map of Caenadia with all the Sectors and cities.
“Premier Tkachenko…. The NRF Secretary Boranbayev has officially declared the National Reclamation Fronts demand for independence”
Tkachenko picked the copies up
She read and skimmed through it and her face became more stern with a look of calm rage
She then starts speaking with strain
"Independence."
She turned towards the map
"And he calls this reclamation"
She sat back and settled into her seat
Another official spoke.
“The Front is demanding to be free”
Tkcahenko slowly turns back around and puts the documents down
“Then we must decide weather Boranayev demands are of challenging the government or of our serene republic itself.”
Outside the government buildings in Viacheslavagrod there was a growing crowd. First time in history of the Serene Peoples Republic of Caenadia that the revolution isnt about any purges, but an extended revolution against the government itself.
The first time an organized movement has started arming itself for the case of the right to self determination.
SR RP:
Katrina sat at her victorian-style wooden desk, putting pen to paper as she worked through a steady pile of paperwork upon her desk. A knock upon her door soon interrupted her, as her writing halted, and she looked up towards the door in front of her.
"Come in..."
The door soon opened and in walked a seemingly nondescript man in a navy blue suit and tie. Everything about him was meant to seem average, even down to his balding head. This was until he closed the door behind him, then grabbed just below his neck, and peeled off his face, revealing that it was just a mask over a much younger, silver-haired man. A polite smile befell Katrina's lips, as she called out his name in a familial tone.
"Ah, Berlin, I assume my little task went to plan?"
"Of course, Madam Katrina," The man bowed.
"You should be getting a call any moment now..."
As if on cue, her phone began to ring. Picking it up, and unfolding it, the white and black fox held it up to her ear, a devilish smile creeping up across her lips, as her aquamarine eyes began to swirl with excitement.
"Ah, yes, hello?"
"This is, how may we help you..."
"Mmhmm, of course..."
"Yes, such things can be arranged...for a price."
"Hmmm...If you wish to win at any cost then...we would want control of some western territory as to better secure our internal shipping lanes, as well as other general internal security improvements."
"How much, you ask? Oh not too much. Just the rural and suburban areas up from the coast until it reaches the urban areas, as well as both small islands."
"A deal, you say? My, it is a pleasure..."
"...Yes, consider your position secure. Hold out for thirty days and we can be there to repel those who stand in your way."
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Standing in front of a podium, Katrina spoke in front of a crowd of reporters, her voice echoing across the entire nation by proxy.
"With the ongoing instability brought upon by the ruthless rebellion within our neighbor, we cannot guarantee that it will not spill over into other neighboring nations. This is why we must act in favor of their preexisting, stable government, and answer their call for help in regaining stability within their own nation. Keeping their women and children out of harms way is our top priority. And do not worry, proper compensation will be given to all those who choose to fight with us in these foreign lands."
“Leudegaire– who is he?” The Squire waits in the hausselin for a moment, glancing outside at an unassuming lodging of stone-brick nestled into the cold, reddish-brown plateau which could have been mistaken for ruins had there not been a massive, steel landing pad marking the only sign of life in this valley of wilted flowers beneath the first snow; the birds had already left, but smoke billowed from the chimney and the amber of candlelight was visible in the fogged-up windows. A solar panel array sat directly across the house, near the greenhouses, covered in a blue tarp which had pooled water in its crevices from the oncoming winter: although did it really ever leave in these mountains?
The Knight shuffled back inside the hausselin and pulled its door shut again. “Leudegaire Aldricourt is a man who has carefully cultivated relationships with every institution in Linnedu; the Comterrole, the Ferrecloistre, and even the foreign chanceries which no imperial man wishes to come near. In Linnedu, it sometimes can be said that the Penwald Emperor journeys to the winter capital for four months each year just to see the ultimate power-broker of the western departments. Leudegaire is ostensibly in an early retirement, but really the man spearheads the westernward expansion of the imperium. The Longeterrine is his child, as are most of the expeditionary projects of the past fifteen years. I’ve never met him.”
The Squire nods and follows the man outside the flying car, towards the house. The Knight stops at the base of the steps, knocks on the unassuming front door. Leudegaire opens, smiles, and invites the pair inside.
“I’ve just finished cooking stew: it’s deer which I caught today, noticeably skinnier than the previous few seasons, but still delicious. It was very auspicious for you to have arrived today, as the deer would’ve spoiled had I not cooked it today– the cost of isolation, I conclude, is the severe ration of electricity. I was forced to unplug the freezer in the basement several weeks ago, but it’s better than the ceaseless kerfuffle of Linnedu. I raise a few cattle here, make cheese and butter from their milk, and hunt the occasional game.” Leudegaire extends his arm into a firm handshake, and the smile does not falter once during his ramblings; in fact underneath the soft glow, it would even appear as if the dimples were getting deeper.
“I assume you are enjoying your retirement, Mr. Aldricourt.” The Knight began, but was swiftly interjected by the man.
“Leudegaire– no need for the formalities of ‘Mister Aldricourt’ and former ‘Chancellor’. I should be calling you Ser, if anything, for you outrank me.”
The Squire notes that for a man with the political stature of Leudegaire Aldricourt, the home appeared especially destitute whereas the normal aristocrat of the imperium would not spare a penny on the expenses. It was small, save for the hall with the fireplace which centered upon a mahogany coffee table. A hide lay across the boards by the hearth, feline-shaped, barred black and the colour of old brick down the flanks in a pattern so regular that the boy took it at first for dyework; the head had been left on and flattened out, the jaw propped, and the four long teeth in it were each the length of a shiv.
Leudegaire notices the boy examining his home, “I find material austerity to be an ideal workspace. I still hold an appreciation for the exotics, but mendicancy in the monastic tradition is where my heart belongs— I’ve found, at least, having spent decades surrounded by the worldliness of my peers in the ancient royal households.”
The Squire finds this statement mildly offensive; destitution was not a choice for the wright-families, rather a condition of life imposed unilaterally by forces which he had never met, at least not until now. It was puzzling for him to witness this veneer of poverty when a man such as Leudegaire Aldricourt very likely regularly had provisions flown in via imperial Tiltform Mk. VI, arriving with its set of jet columns settling sideways into a hardstand where the whole plateau would go pale and dust enveloping the circles scorched into the floor where the grass had burned to ash and laid flat, brown, in the span beyond that. The Squire immediately caught wind of that detail, and deducing from the quantity of these marks, could surmise the excessive frequency of such provision deliveries.
The Squire did not eat the deer stew, which Leudegaire finds particularly bewildering, but regardless he attempts to rationalize.
“I can never eat after the ride in a hausselin either, m’boy. It’s worse than being seasick, but the aerostats are glacial in their speed and the steerveihes are shoddy at best: the price we pay for convenience. I will fetch for afternoon tea.” Leudegaire smiles and pats the Squire’s knee, standing up and staring into an uncharacteristic corner of the room which seemed to disguise a doorway within the jade-ochre wall, bellowing: “TILDE– the afternoon tea, at once!”
A stout old woman ran out carrying a multi-layered assortment of pastries, sandies, and a silver samovar which appeared to have the face of a youthful Leudegaire engraved into its design: parallel to an iconographic image of the Penwald Emperor and the brown bear wielding a shattered spear. Leudegaire dismissed her promptly, paying no attention.
The Knight speaks first: “I am sure time is precious for you. Let us discuss the matters which you invited us here for.”
“I assure you I did not have you trek here for a few scones with apricot jam and chamomile tea. I am encumbered with a variety of parish-scale issues littered across the new frontiers. Longeterrine primarily has been a delicate issue. I am relieved that Strallé manages the enrollment of the marshes into the imperium, but the vast empty wilderness poses its own unique set of challenges which I must defer to men of integrity such as yourselves. A rough-draft brief should have been delivered to you in the hausselin which you took to arrive here, courtesy of the Kingdom of Bergaine, but as you may know: the Jenovachi are not the first to settle the frontiers. The Barillé, or the Sömbaril as the indigenous call themselves, are a semi-nomadic confederation of various clans on horseback who have herded the enormous longhorned bison of the region for centuries. As we issue eager, displaced households their new assignments in the frontiers which are to eventually become a Landerne away from the Landerne, we have run into the problem of the Barillé. Jenovachi villages struggle to cohabitate with their strange neighbors and the buffalo herds are ravaging the nascent attempts at agriculture and water surveys.”
Leudegaire pauses, lights a cigarette and savors the draw, ashing it directly into his chamomile tea.
“The Barillé are buffalo herders, but most of all: politically-educated. The Hinterferre has seldom attempted to sedentarize their society simply because their legal counsel is intimately familiar with the cosmological substrate of imperial code. The Ferrecloistre’s pale courts in Linnedu have consistently ruled in their favor much to the dismay of the powers that be in Strallé, but perhaps it is the millenarian sympathy in the winter capital which procured this political victory for the nomads.” Leudegaire Aldricourt said, staring plainly out the window. “The Imperial Family is eager to see the land reappropriated, so your quest is exceptionally simple: Lenteur hydro-engineers have been unable to properly gauge and survey the land, impeded upon by the spontaneous buffalo stampedes– around five dead, with absolutely no evidence which connects these freak accidents to the activities of the Barillé. I need you to ensure the safe travels of the Lentraie, and secondly I need you to find that evidence.”
The Knight nods, begins to leave the room, when Leudegaire audibly clears his throat, lifts an eye, and points to a stack of documents on the coffee table. “I must ask a personal favor. The Barillé are clever solicitors. I’ve procured a written grant for another suit against the nomads, but also the necessary warrants for you to conduct your duties. I would like for you to deliver this to the leader of their clan– I’ve heard little, but she apparently wears the fur of a woolly mammoth which had been imprisoned within the permafrost and a cybernetic eye, but not hers. It’s extremely uncanny to look at.”
The Longeterrine was the newest province of the imperium, and evidently so. Leudegaire bid them adieu quickly but when it came to arranging the transport to the western fringes, the Knight and the Squire waited days before finally negotiating with the operator of an aerostat freighter by the name of Warimbaut to climb aboard a container as stowaways; the operator had a particular knack for foreign accessories, so stripped the Knight of a fine Gramm & Lursch watch from the old Kingdom of Wardency, although the arrow had stopped working decades ago so the Knight found a sliver of solace in that. It was still a bitter loss and when the pair finally arrived in an unnamed junction-town on the frontier, the operator essentially dropped the shipping container from fourteen feet in the air, which was filled with various agricultural products, and called upon them to hoist the airship to the wooden tethers in the makeshift port.
Warimbaut was a fat, grubby man and espoused certain ideologies that the Squire found exceptionally outlandish and upon asking the aerostat operator about his knowledge of foreign racial theory, he simply replied, “Centennial War, Coalition.”
The Knight would raise an eyebrow whenever the operator spoke anything that implied his connection with the various underground smuggling apparatuses of the frontier, but a quick ‘Centennial War, Coalition,’ would patch over the number of inconsistencies in his stories; at least in the mind of the grubby aerostat operator, and the Knight could care less for his illicit side-hustles at that point, wishing his companion would cease indulging Warimbaut’s rants.
A young woman sat upon a crate near a makeshift wooden shack that the authorities referred to as a station, directly beneath the mast upon which the aerostat freighters moored at; everything in the village was arranged by how far it sat from the mast and past the station, there were homes made of shipping containers with the depot stenciled over loudly denoting its location.
The Knight approached the young woman and she had headphones in with a shoddy recorder playing back while she penciled something into her notebook; she did not look up, simply said: “seventeen kilometers northeast, follow the railway past the ruined mast with the wire down— you will want to leave now for the herds move at four and there will be no going through them.”
The Knight had not asked her anything, “I am looking for the leader—“
“I was told,” she replied coldly, not looking up, penciling something else in as he spoke. It appeared to be notes. “A spring will be left of you should you follow the railway— it is not safe to drink, wait until the campground where there are water filters.”
The Squire felt the need to make a comment, “thank you!”
“I am very interested in you arriving,” she responded and looked up at him with a subtle smirk.
It was much longer of a journey than initially had been anticipated and the railway was much less of a path than the conceptualization of where a railway would be; the steppe was unforgiving and in the dry months, particularly unbearable in a manner which the Knight had never grown to become accustomed to.
“I am looking for the leader of this clan,” the Knight mumbled to the nearest person when the pair arrived, but it seems that the deeper he walked inside the campground, the people dispersed into the comfort of their yurts, even leading the buffalo away from the sight of the foreigners. A young woman, the one who had provided them directions at the aerostat station, was standing in the center with her arms crossed and a silk, patterned weave covering her hair. A clad-white flying squirrel perched on her shoulder, its black beady eyes staring seemingly at the pair but also nothing.
“I am Salicorne, but to my people I am known simply as Ösna. I am the legal counsel for the Barillé families in this region and unfortunately for the imperium, we understand the instruments. The Barillé formally, unequivocally, and in the politest of words recommends that your merry band of mercenary-envoys piss off to the most-desolate corner of the world. Let the record state plainly–” Salicorne impatiently gestured at the holo-recorder fixed to the Squire’s belt, continuing: “The Imperial Family and its office says that our land is not held, but my clans’ recitation was entered into the records in the eleventh year and it was never struck out; the question whether a historic route constitutes a parish is a matter of covenant and the office upon which you execute for– that of Mr. Leudegaire Aldricourt– is not competent to rule upon this. I’ve referred this matter to the cathedral in Plennes.”
“And when the cathedrals answer?” The Knight pressed; clearly this woman had struck a nerve, unearthed a primal, brainless chauvinism within the aging warrior.
“I expect to be dead by the time the priests have come to a verdict, but until the Ferrecloistre differentiates the question of route and parish, the Barillé will not cede the pathways upon which our bison graze.”
A muscular older woman stepped out from behind the veil of a yurt, adorned in a massive fur that was dirtied and coarse and appeared incredibly uncomfortable, but she scanned the campground with her eyes; one was horrifically undersized and almost faced inwards, but with every blink could be heard the adjustment of optical shutters inside the mechanical eye as she bowed her head towards the ground. Salicorne noticed and paused, handing the documents which the Knight had given without a word. A whisper in their mother tongue here and there, while who the Squire assumed was the leader examined the papers; she reached into the empty socket of her eye and extracted the misshapen mechanical eye out which was preceded by jumbled wires running back into her head through the hole, the iris extending into a microscope-like barrel that she used to read and scan; the barrel came up off the page. It travelled once across the Knight, who did not move, and stopped on the Squire; lower than his face, at the height of his belt, where the holo-recorder sat in its bracket; shutters inside the thing worked twice, small and dry, adjusting to something. As she finished, she collapsed the barrel into the socket with the heel of her hand, blinked once to seat it, and said something short to Salicorne in their own tongue. Salicorne did not translate it, instead took the documents, fished out the warrants, and held them out to the Knight.
The Lentraie are the millenarian hydro-engineering cult of the Ferrecloistre.
It was a particularly dewy morning and approximately four days after the Knight had filed the report on the Barillé for Leudegaire Aldricourt when he had received a summons; there was no location disclosed, but the Knight and the Squire were driven in the early morning southwest to the banks of Lake Fletterre. At the rendezvous was a jetty of new timber on the rocky shore and absolutely nothing else there, where they were then put aboard a fan boat with a crew who did not speak to them, not even a greeting, and it was immediately evident that they had made this run many times. It was cloudy that day, and the brewing storm hung close to the water in a flat unbroken sheet which had not moved since dawn; fifteen minutes out from the shores, the Squire watched the shoreline recede into the haze behind them and was curious how the lake no longer had a shore which he could find, swallowed by what was becoming a sea. It was here where he first saw the cables.
A set of steel cables came down from the base of the cloud a kilometer ahead of the boat and went deep into the lake, four followed by another four cables at an angle which did not shift whatsoever no matter how far they went; nothing was above these cables as the cloud was boundless and whatever they were clung to stopped being visible, weed overgrown and something slick on the surface downwind, iridescent in the same way which motor oil is. The Knight said nothing the entire journey and only occasionally looked behind to check for the shoreline, even when the pair was winched upwards in a steel cage that was especially wobbly in the winds; about eighty meters up with nothing but the condensation on the steel bars and the distant sound of the boat failing away beneath them. As the grey mass dissipated, the Squire found himself staring up at the underside of something which he could not describe in words.
It was the underside of a hull, but it was nothing like the ships which he had seen; the barrels of enormous artillery were pointed downwards from the underside and the envelope stretched nearly a kilometer, steel lattice cages hugging the soft, pale skin; an aerostat of untold proportions but nothing like the freighters which he had ridden.
The Knight and the Squire found themselves in a corridor as the winched cage which they arrived upon slipped inside the vessel and it took eleven minutes for the pair to walk across its entirety, the entrails of the steel behemoth illuminated by the brilliance of incandescent bulbs which used the electricity of an entire parish in five minutes; the soldiers abroad paid no attention to them, but a picture soon assembled: a rigger were hoisted upon ropes with hoses slung upon their shoulders and a respirator that was pushed upon his forehead, he coughed violently, many times more frequently than the men he knew in the undercities, and the sounds shuddered the metal walkways in the envelope. The Squire peered down from the railing and saw a hangar where a Tiltform Mk. VI was being loaded with crates by men whose establishment marking he did not recognize, and beyond that rows of aircraft which did not resemble the hausselins or sterrveihes he was accustomed to; angular, militant, and with no cockpit for a pilot to operate in.
The Knight asked no questions to the armed escort they had been following, and the boy understood later that his particular silence had a different quality: one of grim recognition.
Leudegaire Aldricourt waited for them inside a repurposed viewing deck where evidently a metal table had been brought in from the cafeteria to serve as his work station; ragged boxes of documents clearly retrieved from archives lay scattered around the room and a filled crystal ashtray sat next to carved, wooden statuette of a bird and again, the pair was welcomed with his warm smile. He was speaking to somebody on his headphones, which were wired into a small handheld device that he had lodged into the pocket of his brown khakis, quickly ending the call. A woman operating a loud typewriter sat quietly in the corner, spectacles disheveled and headphones wired in; the stenographer was writing every word which he spoke, but behind her rotating disks spun in harmony with the call and the slight movement of her fingers would alter the speed and direction which they spun. Leudegaire did not acknowledge her nor made any attempt to introduce her.
“I read your report,” he began without even giving a chance for either to speak, the smile disappearing and his eyes moving to an unaccountable position in the corner of the room, away from the Knight; the stenographer wrote something, the keys went on for a moment before ceasing into the quiet.
“I apologize for the inconclusive nature of my report, but the nomads simply were unapproachable. I am not well-read in legal jargon,” the Knight said.
“Ser, you misunderstand me. I did not send a solicitor because there are countless solicitors available at my disposal. I sent a man who would write down what he saw,” Leudegaire walked to the window, staring out. “It was not inconclusive either.”
The Knight did not respond, simply waited. Leudegaire now had a certain indecipherable smirk to him.
“It concludes three things: the survey cannot be secured without grave danger to the surveyors, the herds cannot be controlled, and the Barillé cannot be connected to the deaths.” A pause, and the stenographer wrote something. “I’ve never seen a document so useful, frankly; the well-read have not produced anything of use in eleven years, so I sought a man who would say it as plainly as you have: there was nothing there.”
Leudegaire lingered in the silence for a tick, licked his lips and continued: “The Barillé are herders and what you have produced for me is a negative finding from a disinterested party: the nomads were not responsible for the deaths of five hydro-engineers, which if they were, would make this a criminal matter and must go through the process of the courts. A perpetrator must be found and accused, put to trial, and sentenced while the herd remains and instead must circulate the doctrinal bureaucracy of the cathedrals; decades.”
He raised two fingers off the table and turned them over, and the stenographer raised her hands away from the keys while behind her, the disks ran on for a second and then slowed, spinning the other way, and the room went quiet in a manner it had not been quiet since they came aboard.
“If nobody is criminally responsible,” Leudegaire said into the quiet, “the issue must be the herd: what is instead left is a herd that is wild and a danger to the surveyors for no reason anybody can confidently establish.”
Finally, he spoke again, smiling. “A state does not sue a hazard. It abates it.”
The Sainteloi capital airship had been on her moorings over Lake Fletterre for nineteen months, and that night she started to bring her mounts round to a bearing forty kilometres to the northwest, where there was a valley occupied by the Barillé she could not see and two kilometres of open floor and eleven armored vehicles laagered short of the water.
At eleven, the operation began and it did not start with the herd. An attack helicopter came up the valley from the southwest, flying low, without running its lights. It passed over the vehicles and the sound of its blades dissipated away into the night. An isolated convoy rode in the night consisting of four junior monks of the Lentraie, piercing through the valley where the spring used by the herd was blocked by vehicles. It was dark and the constellations were visible, each individual nebula, until a flare lit the entire sky up in a blinding display. It was the light that did it, before any sound even arrived; four thousand animals lifted their heads together in the same instant, and the second flare, and the one after that, dropped in a line along the eastern flank of the mass, and soon the whole floor went white and began to move.
The Barillé riders were in it on horseback, coming out of the dark along the western flank at a quick gallop and going up the outside of the mass toward its front into the falling light, and the riders were plainly visible because the flares were directly above them, revealing the ornate clothes in the nomadic tradition, working the herd’s leaders and attempting to move four thousand animals off the line which they were on and back to the east into the safety of the Barillé, away from the water. It worked for perhaps a minute. As the attack helicopter came over a second time and laid four more flares into the path ahead, the many horses broke and scattered into the dark in a panic and the herd ran past where they had been, now only a mindless mass going downhill in the night with a brilliant light hanging above it.
The Sainteloi did not need to see the valley; the entire affair lasted about forty minutes. It fired its first salvo along the shoreline where the herd had bunched up, four columns of water stood up out of the lake and remained in the air a moment before collapsing; the flat crack arrived some seconds later and the animals at the front froze. A second salvo came down behind them, pushing them into the water. As the heavy guns fired in pairs with intervals between them, each pair went up somewhere at the farthest edge of the mass and moved it a little further into the lake until the mass had a shoreline upon one side of it and the fall of shells upon the other, four thousand bison behind it pushing forward as there was nowhere for it to be anymore.
A separate barrage began and it did not stop for thirty-two minutes. It was faster, smaller and it came in groups of eight or twelve, aiming back and forth across the shallows indiscriminately and the bank without any discernible pause. It was not aimed at anything in particular as there was no need for it to do so.
It cleared out over the night and in the morning the sky over the frosty Lake Fletterre was the flat grey of high pressure and the visibility went out twenty kilometers at best; the shores were finally in view.
Lake Fletterre’s rocky bank was not a bank any longer by any definition; mountains of deceased animals were in it, sprawling upon it and out into the shallows as far as a man could see in either direction, in massive rotting heaps where the ground had turned them, and the water for two hundred meters out was an unnatural brown and moving with a slow wrongness where the shallows had been stirred but not yet had the time to settle; the stench had come up with the sun, and there were birds already, countless, picking at the remnants of a mass culling. A small number of the bison were still alive. The Barillé came down the shore at about seven in the morning, perhaps eighty of them, mourned the scene, and rode on.
At eight the four junior monks of the Lentraie went out to the spring in their convoy and took the morning's readings and entered them in the book; the survey could now begin.
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