The United Republic of Lungha is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Lieu with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 12.302 billion Lunghayuns enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hoiging 海城. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lunghan economy, worth a remarkable 4,835 trillion Lunghan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 393,060 Lunghan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign invaders are putting Lunghan lab rats out of a job, sweat stains are proof of political acumen, praying at the office can see you terminated for napping, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lungha's national animal is the Steel Lobster, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lungha is ranked 311,724^th in the world and 54^th in Saint Helene for Nicest Citizens, with 0.14 average smiles per day.