The Democratic Republic of Yemet is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Nikita Neschev with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 17.969 billion Yemetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulipeo. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yemetian economy, worth a remarkable 2,490 trillion Yemet Wengs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 138,580 Yemet Wengs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, public toilets are famed for their rear entries, even God cannot save you in Yemet, and newspaper stories fill several pages with colorful adjectives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yemet's national animal is the Grey Nosed Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yemet is ranked 7,513^th in the world and 3^rd in Saint Helene for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 6,666.02 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.