The Free Land of Amasianlehd is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Shah Razan III with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.81 billion Amasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grat Capit. The average income tax rate is 31.2%.

The thriving Amasianlehdian economy, worth 124 trillion Thalers a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 68,523 Thalers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

All writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, pigs can fly but only in Economy Class, women who leak pus from infected wounds are told to suck it up, and exiled racists are enjoying their retirement in exotic lands. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amasianlehd's national animal is the Scorpion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyfaqir.

Amasianlehd is ranked 212,934^th in the world and 35^th in Saint Helene for Largest Populations, with 1.81 billion capita.